Welcome to my brand new blog format and design! :D
i thought my blog/website needed some updating - and with that - i thought it also needed a few new features... and this is DEFINITELY my new favorite feature :D
if you don't know what a "missed connection" is, let me explain.
craigslist missed connections are where random people can reach out to other random people they saw somewhere once and anonymously invite them to "connect" somehow.
and before you ask - yes.
every word of these is real (and the first one is pretty rough, fyi).
i am simply going to copy and paste these.... for your personal pleasure.
do please enjoy.
Where is She At? I Missed Her, and She Did not Even Know:(
What if we were supposed to Meet. What if we have not Missed each other YET. What if it is what we both Need? No tagled messes, No lies, No truths. Just a Memorable night of total romantic chaos! What if you were too afraid or shy to ask for this kind of attention? Is this Post meant just for You?Okay sooooo.. Here I am here Seeking YOU out.
A simple puzzle that we Need to put together. Let me slowly remove your digital mask, revealing your real curves and smile one kiss at a time. Your innocent, but flirtatious smiles are taking over your whole face, and your sweet voice can now be heard. Its cumming together nicely with only a few mysteries still existing. What would you do if that man who is stripping off your digital mask wants to make you smile and cum at the same time. Amazing Pleasure like you have never felt before. What if he was your real life enigma waiting JUST for You? Would you continue to search him out for his brilliant mind, and most amazing touches? Could you allow yourself to be Free enough to Enjoy him ,as he would enjoy you? Could you be seduced with his Playfully powerful words. DO you think your mind, body and soul could weep for this mans touch, like it has never wept before? Could your entire body vibrate with uncontrollable excitement and wetness. The Unforgettable memories of him will last you a lifetime, even though you may not be next to each other. His hot buttery whispers and gentle touch will keep you turned on in the middle of the day or middle of the night... Don't Miss this connection. Please I beg you.
looking for cherly brown - m4w
old friend jims gym you have a son jeramya just like to say hi i heard you got mairerd like to here from you
s2000 - m4w
Jet black beauty with a diamond pendent that left me breathless in the produce. You were so stunning and made such an impression in my mind that I can't ignor. I must know the name of such a tempest beauty.
Sonan Pizza Delivery - m4w
I doubt you'll see this, but worth the try right? So you ordered pizza from us, it was a custom pizza, and I delivered it. You were waiting outside and you were amazingly cute. It was pretty late and dark. Gave you the pizza and then I had to come back because you forgot to actually sign the paper haha. I also noticed that you are a college girl from your ID. Anyway you're really cute.
I gave u a ride hone - m4w
I am looking for the woman I gave a ride home from the hospital last night I was in a big black truck your ride flak on u I was to shy to ask for your number . My name started with a c and I did some to my foot
I was your loverbutt - w4m
You always will have my heart and soal.things happened that are unforgettable yet I still love you.I will always love you.we were robbed by the county ,they took our loves from us and now our life will never be the same.we were supposed to stick together but we both were weak as hell and stripped of our dignity. I jus want you to know you are the love of my life and through all the pain we will be together you just are not tgere yet love you always ... hookerbutt
Hey it's me the crazy one - t4m
Looking for you Ez, let's catch up & maybe smoke a blunt. I really would like to talk to you. I got a new number. Maybe we can take a drive & catch up. I hear your getting married. Or something. Well before you get all big & famous don't forget about me. I'm leaving out of state for a few days I would like for you to come. Best wishes from LMC. I miss my grouchy best friend Ez Jaguar I know how to spell your name I'm just being me. (Silly) ps Thank you for all you have done for me.