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here's 10 Little Things i love about being back on twitter.

1. beebs is there now.

2. @thesulk @fireland & @robdelaney

3. how i feel the need to not visit any other website. ever.

4. how it brings out the narcissist in me. im not interested in anyone else's tweets. i just want to focus on making myself laugh.

5. it forces me to think succinctly... which i never do.

6. #tomtuesdays. where i just rip on tom cruise by posting the worst pictures i can find of him. gawd i hate that guy.

7. how everyone personalizes everyone's tweets and gets all pissed off for absolutely no reason.

8. not explaining myself.

9. being racist for laughs.

10. pretending i have a life. but proving i don't by how much i tweet.

im back baby