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ok. first things first.
if you havent seen this movie, just go now.
don't even finish reading this. just go see it. the fact that The Target Lady co-wrote and stars in it 
should actually make you RUN to the theatre...

now that you're back, let me just say this: this is possibly my new favorite movie of all time.
ALL TIME. no joke. i relate to this movie like you would not BELIEVE and it makes me feel like a better person.
not to mention, i can't even talk about the fact that they didn't call me to play "megan" who i was BORN to play...
friggin melissa mccarthy. stealing parts from me since the gilmore girls days...

that out of the way, i AM this interviewer.