ShellyBort.com: Your Mom's Favorite Website
 
meet my new baby!!!! i know, i hate it when people call their "things" their "babies" too. but seriously.
my computer is like my child. so meet my new baby. do it. NOW.
omg uploading these pictures went about 50,000 times faster! AH!!! i'm in heaven!!!

hey modesto, if you're in need of a computer, stop by the apple store at the mall and see Dre.
she knows her stuff. she seriously rocked the shiz. plus she's adorable, and she is a graphic designer!
duh. as aforely mentioned MANY times, its my lot in life to be surrounded by AMAZING graphic artists,
and never absorb ANY of their talent. rock dre. rock.
this computer has one of those slide things like the iPhone.
so i just put my fingers on my touch pad and slide them up or down, and the page scrolls accordingly.
so. cool. and so fast and easy. GOODBYE CARPEL TUNNEL!!!!
oh please. who am i kidding.
i decided to have my computer talk to me in english.
just for kicks.
im not sure why my mother insisted on exclusively photographing my nostrils, but there you have it.
a tour of the modesto apple store, dre, and MY NEW COMPUTER!!!! AHHHH!!!!!

now all i need is a good name for her.
suggestions?! :)